Taking the family out for the day. Lunch and gift shop buys are on you. Cashapp for this one only - £mistressvahla - send send $end

Busy working on listing 5500+ adult items trying to increase my passive income - I am at 653 and I want to buy maybe 400 items so far 😂

Time to start planning!! Off next month - would make me the happiest person in the world if sub funded aspinallfoundation.org/port-ly

What is Forrest Gump's email password?

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died??
He pasta-way

If you're American when you go in the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom??

Ah I'm gonna have some fun on here while it builds up :) get myself as famous as Danji on something ;)

Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home??

Gone to the beach for a couple of days to visit family and friends and just chill!! Not something I get much time of - people think when you're in this line of work it's quick, easy money - I can assure you it is NOT - it's bloody hard work and I need a rest lol x

Happy Easter guys and girls!! Hope you got some eggs, or some bunnies ;) xx

Is there anyone here yet?? Just seems to be me and Danji 😂

Well following on from Tuesdays maddness (I went back to bed I gave up lol) I have found the PURFECT place for my 'establishment' shall we say 😜

It's Tuesday Morning and I'm literally facing my mobile going hinky, my laptop isn't charging properly and my washing machine has just flooded my kitchen!! All before 10am. WTAF!!!

I'm glad other people are finding this now - took me ages to get round the damn cat page 😂

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for everyone and everything :-) PalmRise SRO Czech Republic